How about a chance to play editor-in-chief? Fill in the blanks:
Love in the Time of Cholera would have been a much better book if there was a little more.... a lot more.... dialogue.
Wives and Daughters would have been a much better book if the author wouldn't have died before she finished it!
Well, I was going to think of more, but I guess my mind just went blank! So I'll leave it at that for now.